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shineyhammer:

captainsnoop:

when people assumes Nier Automata is a shallow booby game because it’s japanese and has a female protagonist

this wouldn’t happen if people shut the fuck up about 2b’s ass for like one second and maybe talked about the actual game a little

rainycastle:

rainycastle:

anime girls with white/silver hair are russian-coded

russian.

russian.

russian.

confirmed russian.

half russian.

russian.

overwhelmingly russian.

ohayousoro:

unclefather:

pantsu-boi:

unclefather:

Hey I have an idea. It’s called Tumblr convention. It’s a convention for all your favorite tumblers. People will speak on the hardships of having a tumblr and how to gain those followers you seek. There will be many booths with a variety of merchandise. I just need $17,000 to rent a ball pit.

NOT THIS AGAIN

The only problem is there are no restrooms at this location… I wonder where people are going to pee….

YAMEROOOOO

(Source: unclefather)

phoneus:

realestsuggestions:

sleeping with someone is literally tHE BEST THING EVER like having someone pull you closer when they’re sleepy and giving you soft kisses because they’re tired but still wanna show affection is SO GREAT

just a heads up this doesn’t work if one or both of you are a porcupine

(Source: everythingineed2be)

lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks:

sepulchritude:

lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks:

concept: woman makes deal with demon to have it’s child in exchange for eternal life or some shit

woman then makes deal with witch and offers her first born for like, riches or something

woman dumps demon baby on witch, absconds with her winnings and leaves witch and demon fighting for custody

half demon baby grows up learning magic and visiting hell on weekends and every second christmas

does the woman act as a sort of vodka aunt who shows up sometimes to teach the child how to work the system?

“here you go timmy, have a new xbox. this year I’m going to teach you the ins and outs of magical tax evasion”

SHE DOES NOW